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Hey, it worked last year

I posted this last year, and I think it still holds true today. Expect to see this every year on or around my birthday. :-P
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My birthday is today and a lot of my friends have been asking me what type of things I want. A lot of my female friends are having a good deal of trouble when it comes to deciding. I know that I'm difficult to buy for and that money's kind of tight for everyone, so I'm going to suggest a no-cost gift option: handjobs. :-P

Some of you might think that I'm joking, but a handjob really does make just about the perfect birthday gift for several reasons...

1. It's quick and easy. No shopping required.

2. It's free, the only cost is a little bit of your time and dignity (and who has dignity these days anyhow?)

3. You can never have too many handjobs. If someone has already given me one for my birthday, don't worry, I'll still gladly accept yours.

All in all, I think that's just about the best choice. Ladies, you should really consider handjobs as your all-purpose holiday and birthday gift for all of your male friends. Trust me, they'll thank you. :-P

-Scott

My Updates

I was bitched at the other day for not ever updating my LJ. I only use this service to keep up with my friends who DO update. I am, however, starting to post on my own blog. So, if you want to keep track of what's going on with me, you can either just check out http://www.torgorama.com or you can add torgorama to your friends list on LJ. All of my blog posts will be syndicated to that account.

There...happy, Davin? :-P
So, today is Jennifer's birthday...

Tomorrow would have been our 6th wedding anniversary....

and Wednesday would have been my 3rd anniversary with Melissa...

Fuck.

Paul Nelson's strange ad


Paul Nelson's strange ad
"Paul Nelson's strange ad " on Google Video
Paul Nelson attacks Rep. Ron Kind (WI 3) in probably the most bizzare political ad. Ever. Ever

Gift Suggestion

My birthday is coming up on Saturday and a lot of my friends have been asking me what type of things I want. A lot of my female friends are having a good deal of trouble when it comes to decided. I know that I'm difficult to buy for and that money's kind of tight for everyone, so I'm going to suggest a no-cost gift option: handjobs. :-P

Some of you might think that I'm joking, but a handjob really does make just about the perfect birthday gift for several reasons...

1. It's quick and easy. No shopping required.

2. It's free, the only cost is a little bit of your time and dignity (and who has dignity these days anyhow?)

3. You can never have too many handjobs. If someone has already given me one for my birthday, don't worry, I'll still gladly accept yours.

All in all, I think that's just about the best choice. Ladies, you should really consider handjobs as your all-purpose holiday and birthday gift for all of your male friends. Trust me, they'll thank you. :-P

-Scott

RandomPost Wonkiness

Well, it looks like LiveJournal has changed their system for updating RSS feeds and they're now checking them every half hour. That's a wonderful thing...except it's making RandomPost flood everyone's friends list. I'm working on a fix right now. Should have something soon.

-Scott

Jun. 13th, 2006

Texas Holdem Poker

I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker!

This Online Poker Tournament is a No Limit Texas Holdem event exclusive to Bloggers.

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Registration code: 6897355

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