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Gift Suggestion

My birthday is coming up on Saturday and a lot of my friends have been asking me what type of things I want. A lot of my female friends are having a good deal of trouble when it comes to decided. I know that I'm difficult to buy for and that money's kind of tight for everyone, so I'm going to suggest a no-cost gift option: handjobs. :-P

Some of you might think that I'm joking, but a handjob really does make just about the perfect birthday gift for several reasons...

1. It's quick and easy. No shopping required.

2. It's free, the only cost is a little bit of your time and dignity (and who has dignity these days anyhow?)

3. You can never have too many handjobs. If someone has already given me one for my birthday, don't worry, I'll still gladly accept yours.

All in all, I think that's just about the best choice. Ladies, you should really consider handjobs as your all-purpose holiday and birthday gift for all of your male friends. Trust me, they'll thank you. :-P

-Scott

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stickhandleme
Sep. 5th, 2006 07:40 pm (UTC)
You're such a skeev.
snazzoboy
Sep. 5th, 2006 07:45 pm (UTC)
Heh...just trying to see if anyone's paying attention. :-P

-Scott
presspass
Sep. 5th, 2006 08:55 pm (UTC)
Didn't you used to have an amazon.com wishlist or something?

What happened to that?
snazzoboy
Sep. 5th, 2006 08:58 pm (UTC)
I did...but Amazon doesn't sell hanjobs... :-P
presspass
Sep. 6th, 2006 10:05 pm (UTC)
what's the link fucker? I might need it for future reference!!!
tocard
Sep. 5th, 2006 11:24 pm (UTC)
but they do sell Han Solo in carbonite.

Hand Jobs eh? I would think BJ's would be the way to go... but to each their own... Man... I hope I get that paycheck soon...
snazzoboy
Sep. 6th, 2006 01:37 am (UTC)
BJ's would be more fun...but handjobs are a bit easier to get random peoples to agree to do.
tocard
Sep. 8th, 2006 03:50 am (UTC)
REALLY... ARE THEY???

;P
kuri_neko
Sep. 9th, 2006 08:33 pm (UTC)
Happy birthday Mr. Scott.

Sorry, but no hand job ;).

Mallory
snazzoboy
Sep. 10th, 2006 01:16 am (UTC)
I understand....give one to Aaron for me instead. :-P

-Scott
pairodox
Oct. 18th, 2006 06:07 pm (UTC)
Is a late handjob still worth it?
In other news, would you care to game this Friday? Moonkai won't make it, but I think everybody else is in town.
the_fae_within
Oct. 26th, 2006 03:20 pm (UTC)
Hey love...just wondering if everything with the http://imghost.eatshirt.com/ is going okay. I got a few e-mails here and there saying my photos were not working so when I went to get into the site, it isn't working. Just curious! ;)
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