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Hey, it worked last year

I posted this last year, and I think it still holds true today. Expect to see this every year on or around my birthday. :-P
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My birthday is today and a lot of my friends have been asking me what type of things I want. A lot of my female friends are having a good deal of trouble when it comes to deciding. I know that I'm difficult to buy for and that money's kind of tight for everyone, so I'm going to suggest a no-cost gift option: handjobs. :-P

Some of you might think that I'm joking, but a handjob really does make just about the perfect birthday gift for several reasons...

1. It's quick and easy. No shopping required.

2. It's free, the only cost is a little bit of your time and dignity (and who has dignity these days anyhow?)

3. You can never have too many handjobs. If someone has already given me one for my birthday, don't worry, I'll still gladly accept yours.

All in all, I think that's just about the best choice. Ladies, you should really consider handjobs as your all-purpose holiday and birthday gift for all of your male friends. Trust me, they'll thank you. :-P

-Scott

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pinkoctypus
Sep. 10th, 2007 02:09 am (UTC)
Happy birthday!

and good luck with the handjob thing. I'm afraid you might be the only one giving yourself this gift.
mistresscara
Sep. 10th, 2007 02:59 am (UTC)
Hah! Happy birthday anyhow! Good luck on the gift(s)! Lol. Nice seeing you actually post for once. :P
llbsb4ever
Sep. 10th, 2007 03:12 am (UTC)
Happy birthday, man.

P.S.: I'll take the handjob as a birthday gift to male friends under consideration.
brekaflowne
Sep. 14th, 2007 12:37 am (UTC)
Ha ha ahaaa!!! I should have checked LJ before your party!!! Haaahahaaa!!!!!! XD
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